Tiny Treasure Admirer Pillows

Santa spots stocking hanging up outside mousehole.

Pony Rides

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Cold Beers and Skiers

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Haunted museum

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I just think we should start dating other artifacts.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Tourist

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

'... and that one is yours!'