Tacky Treasure Lover Mugs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Treasure Island Book.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Buried Rubbish

The traveling Yard Sale.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Street Sales

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"She has to find just the right spot."

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

Tourist Shopping

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

Scavenenger's hunt.

Antiques: New Old Stuff in Stock.

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"I told you that parrot was a con-artist! That's a fake pirate's treasure-map you've bought!"

'What did I tell you about investing in an unauthorised firm ?'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'I can't believe you got such a great deal on those panties! We should shop at garage sales more often.'

'Turn out your old clothes - some of them may have come back into fashion.'