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'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

'The only thing that's cheap in here Sir, is you!'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Gulliver's other travels.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."