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'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

'I'd like a ring, but nothing too expensive. This is only my first marriage.'

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

'The only thing that's cheap in here Sir, is you!'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Gulliver's other travels.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"Don't be alarmed, sir. Just a precaution we always take."

"No, I don't recycle."