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'Here comes our order.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

The Perfect Foil

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Drunken singers in a public house

New Marvel Heroes

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

No Smoking in the Castle

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Dionysus

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

"Who ordered the mosquito-margarita with blowfly chaser?

"Have you ever seen Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

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