Revelry Enthusiast Gifts

'Here comes our order.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

The Perfect Foil

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

New Marvel Heroes

Drunken singers in a public house

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

No Smoking in the Castle

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Dionysus

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

"Who ordered the mosquito-margarita with blowfly chaser?

"Have you ever seen Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'