Revelry Gifts

'Here comes our order.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

The Stripper

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Drunken singers in a public house

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Affordable Cartoon Act

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

Crumhorn

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

No Smoking in the Castle

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Dionysus

Christmas Theorbo

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

WOW! That was random!

"We'll have to get rid of all our furniture. They just discovered perspective."

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'