Revelry Expert Gifts

Noah collects two party animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Drunken singers in a public house

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Here comes our order.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Nutty Assistants

US Camouflage School

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Affordable Cartoon Act

Let the profit-making begin!

"No. I can still see you."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Prince William and Kate Middleton

Spain's former King Juan Carlos goes to go exile over scandals

No Smoking in the Castle

'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

Dionysus

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Expert and Ex-Pert

WOW! That was random!

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

Marvin Shlepmuffin - the guy who pre-programs your fire alarm battery to fail at 2:30 in the morning every time...

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'