Revelry Renegade Gifts

Drunken singers in a public house

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Here comes our order.'

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'I play it to kill time.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Mary Quant.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Casting for Heroes series II.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Learn-to-dance pants.

TV tie-in book signpost.

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Welcome to the logo-in-each-corner channel'

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."