Revelry Lover Gifts

'I used to play myself, when I was younger.'

'Happy New Year to you, too - Whoever you are!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Theorbo

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Joust Sharpener

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Choose, Fenster

"Which one's yours?"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Barry Unsworth

'Here comes our order.'

Lord Byron

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Spider boy

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Sylvia Plath

Jenga!!!

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

Vitruvian Manatee

Book

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.