Research Reveler Gifts

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

You're the olive in my martini

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

The Quantum Mechanic...

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Building getting a new coat fitted

Affordable Cartoon Act

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

Early Photobomb

Scientists chained to the floor

1619: Valentine's Day