Reading Reveler Gifts

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Building getting a new coat fitted

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

The ghost of christmas regifting

I think we're alone now!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Early Photobomb

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Crumhorn

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Valentines

No Smoking in the Castle