Reality Tv Raver Pillows

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Can't Touch This

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Like that?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

TV and cleaner

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."