Reality Television Star Pillows

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

America's funniest election gaffes

TV and cleaner

A couple decides what to watch.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'