Reality Tv Star Pillows

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

Celebrity Shark Attack.

The changing times of 'fame'.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

'We met on 'Love Connection', married on a local TV show, 'For Better of Worse' and divorced on 'Divorce Court'.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Hair' Apparent?

'They'll give a TV show to any obnoxious person these days.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

"Our panel tonight consists of three people who have primarily gained their fame for being objects of ridicule."

"I've called this meeting to inform you that I'm resigning my position as CEO. I've landed a sweet role on a very popular TV sitcom."

George Galloway

Spot the Difference . . . Sally Bercow.

Well, you're ugly, stupid and primitive - best conditions to become a TV star!

Christine O'Donnell's Danse Macabre.

TV-Mirror.

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Housewives meet Top Chef

Snooki is wrongfully accused of setting a cop car on fire at a march against white supremacy

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Deena calls Sammi out for body shaming her. . .