Reality Tv Star Mugs

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"That's like so unfair, Mum, why do I have to do something to be famous? Why can't I just be famous?!"

What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!

Celebrity Shark Attack.

The changing times of 'fame'.

Kim Kardashian

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Celebrity Come Dancing On Your Grave ...

'We met on 'Love Connection', married on a local TV show, 'For Better of Worse' and divorced on 'Divorce Court'.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Hair' Apparent?

'They'll give a TV show to any obnoxious person these days.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'The fine art of being famous for being famous...The industry standard is to be the most obnoxious one on a reality show...'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

Kim Kardashian

"Our panel tonight consists of three people who have primarily gained their fame for being objects of ridicule."

"I've called this meeting to inform you that I'm resigning my position as CEO. I've landed a sweet role on a very popular TV sitcom."

The award for the cutest baby concieved during an on-screen copulation...

George Galloway

Spot the Difference . . . Sally Bercow.

Alex Debogorski

Well, you're ugly, stupid and primitive - best conditions to become a TV star!

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

Celebrity Big Brother

Christine O'Donnell's Danse Macabre.

TV-Mirror.

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Housewives meet Top Chef

Snooki is wrongfully accused of setting a cop car on fire at a march against white supremacy