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Simon Cowell

'You are a disgrace to the celebrity profession. I sentence you to three years in reality TV shows.'

Then: 'He wrote the great American novel!' Now: 'He was on 'The Survivor' show!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Joan Hickson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Will work for Food Network.

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Chris O'Dowd

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

The Emeril Isle

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."