Reality Show Star Mugs

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Life stripped bare

Love Island

The Mom quiz show

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

TV-Mirror.

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Desert Island Surveillance.

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

The changing times of 'fame'.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, unless it's a really sensational lie that will boost our ratings?

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Reality TV

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!