Reality Star Hopeful Mugs

'Watching a new reality series. What are you doing?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Er. . . anything else?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

TV-Mirror.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

The changing times of 'fame'.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'So, did I get the job?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Live water cooler.

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Housewives meet Top Chef

'How's that solo career working out for you?'