Reality Star Hopeful Gifts

'Watching a new reality series. What are you doing?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

The changing times of 'fame'.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Live water cooler.

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Housewives meet Top Chef

Unreliable Narrator

'How's that solo career working out for you?'