Reality Show Star Prints

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

The Mom quiz show

TV-Mirror.

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The changing times of 'fame'.

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Reality TV

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."