Ranger Gifts

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

Danger Quicksand.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Tourist Information Map in the Desert.

"Gesundheit!"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Ranger protecting a Christmas tree farm.

'For getting stones out of horse's hooves? You must think I'm stupid.'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

Sign writer being trampled by deer.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Dang, Just my luck!'

When a Ranger calls,

The Lonely Ranger

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

New Guy.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Steak Ted?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.