Ranchers Gifts

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

'Here comes the pimp.'

Teacher to student: 'You're a lariat, son, but you're smart as a whip.'

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Corporate Cowboys

Cow duel.

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

"If a horse's head is pointing south, where is the tail pointing?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

New Guy.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

High Riders of the Old West