Rancher Humorist Gifts

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Steak Ted?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"They're comfortable."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

I fart more than that!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."