Ranger Attire Lovers Gifts

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

New Guy.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

I love my cape

'Do you have it in black?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"Gesundheit!"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"