Ranch Dressing Fans Gifts

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Hairstyles

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Clock Tower Shadow

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Closet.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'He's on steeroids.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"Here, have one on me."

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

An evolutionary turning point.

Follow Your Quiff

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Bulltoon: Laughabull.

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Cow boy.