Ranch Life Fans Gifts

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"They’re real."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Milkin' Impossible

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

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Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"That was definitely mine."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.