Ranch Life Fans Mugs

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"They’re real."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

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Milkin' Impossible

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"That was definitely mine."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Sheep striptease'.

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

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