Ranch Life Fan Mugs

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Bulltoon: Laughabull.

Cattle Airline

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"They’re real."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

1,572 Performances.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"That was definitely mine."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Sheep striptease'.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."