Ranch Life Admirer Gifts

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Due to consistent 'neigh!' voting, Edgar was never able to move his business forward.

Bovine Adrenaline Junkies.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Static cling."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Mummy?!

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A cow ventriloquist.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Haywatch