Ranch Life Admirer Prints

'Look son, it's daddy.'

Due to consistent 'neigh!' voting, Edgar was never able to move his business forward.

Bovine Adrenaline Junkies.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'The circle is complete!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Please Drove Carefully.

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Static cling."

Playing pig

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Boomerang cow.

'Leadership training.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!