Ranger Attire Lovers Mugs

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

New Guy.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

I love my cape

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

"Gesundheit!"

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'I want nice man-bag.'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

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