Rescue Officer Gifts

'No, I wasn't concerned about gun control.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Cat in Tree.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'