Rescue Officer Mugs

'No, I wasn't concerned about gun control.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Cat in Tree.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Safety Barriers

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"