Rescue Worker Mugs

"I have a system."

Lifeboats

"Get Help!"

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

Just my luck to be found by a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

Mountain rescue dog with flavoured water as opposed to brandy in barrel.

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"No, not a cat...a plastic bag."

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

'I need more time. I still have some hosility issues I haven't dealt with.'

'What, no keg of brandy anymore? Just a wine list by the glass?'

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

St Bernard and slippers.

"I've got a pulse!"

"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.

Search and Rescue

"Don't patronize me!"

'Just once I'd like to get a tan in peace.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Earthquake in Turkey

"Quick Timmy, get help - Lassie's fallen down a well!"