Rescue Worker Prints

"I have a system."

Lifeboats

"Get Help!"

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Hi, I'm from search and rescue, try not to move!'

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Mountain rescue dog with flavoured water as opposed to brandy in barrel.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

Just my luck to be found by a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'I need more time. I still have some hosility issues I haven't dealt with.'

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'

St Bernard and slippers.

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'What, no keg of brandy anymore? Just a wine list by the glass?'

"No, not a cat...a plastic bag."

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

"I've got a pulse!"

"I guess you could say I was a little distracted."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"We must be in the Italian Alps."

"If I were beached, could I do this?"

Two parents rush to rescue their kids from a New Jersey shaped ice floe.

"Don't patronize me!"

Earthquake in Turkey

Roy's glee turned to dismay as he realized that on board the approaching raft were Cactus Boy and the Amazing Colossal 500 Pound Woman: "Hey. You gonna eat the rest of that burrito?"