Rescue Operation Gifts

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Coastguard

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Rain Forest Filmcrew