Rescue Operation Pillows

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Litter.

Coastguard

Helicopter

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"