Rescue Operation Observer Pillows

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Tiny Visions

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.