Remote Operation Observer Pillows

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"