Routine Observer Pillows

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'This doesn't look good.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"Please don't go!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"