Operatic Observer Pillows

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."