Daily Routine Observer Pillows

"Please don't go!"

"Doing anything special today?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Morning Routine

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

My Day - elevator magazine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Commuting

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Hand drying method for kids.

'There goes the phone!'