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"Please don't go!"

The closest I've come to seizing the day was tearing off yesterday on my page-a-day calendar.

"Doing anything special today?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Kids' energy levels

Chair massages.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

My Day - elevator magazine

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Morning Routine

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

Commuting

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.