Ocean Observer Pillows

'Look - a Steiner school.'

"Are we there yet?"

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

"We used to be cooler."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

"I still remember my first frenzy."

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I got one this small.'

, work to house,

'Oh yeah? Well I'll see you in small clams court!'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

"It's always the same, along comes the karaoke and I just dry up."

'It's wonderful here, on a clear day when the fog lifts, you can see the smog!'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"I think he's trying to fit in."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Canned people."

Hammerhead shark

"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."

Woman painting a man drowning.

"Ca you describe the shark?"

A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."