Ocean Observers Pillows

'He's Dyslexic.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."