Ocean Observers Prints

'He's Dyslexic.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"