Rescue Operation Buff Pillows

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Desert Island Mishap

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'