Rescue Mission Buff Pillows

"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

The hostage rescue team

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Humpty Dumpty

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'