Rescue Mission Buff Prints

"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

The hostage rescue team

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Humpty Dumpty

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"