Emergency Services Buff Pillows

Fire engine responding to an emergency.

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Wall Street...

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.